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People who are the same age as me but famous and more successful

In Lain-lain on March 16, 2009 at 3:17 am

I’ve been mentally listing a lot of “holy crap, that person’s my age and has already done that?” moments these past few years. Now with the help of Wikipedia, I can rest assured that there is an official, interweb-sanctioned version of this sorry (for me) list.

This is just a partial preview. Click here to view the full list.

  1. Jessica Biel, American actress
  2. Dmitry Chaplin, Russian So You Think You Can Dance finalist
  3. Lee Chong Wei, Malaysian badminton player
  4. Kelly Clarkson, American singer
  5. Elisha Cuthbert, Canadian actress
  6. Kirsten Dunst, American actress
  7. Fairuz Fauzy, Malaysian A1GP driver
  8. Anne Hathaway, American actress
  9. Ricky Kaká, Brazilian footballer
  10. Keiichiro Nagashima, Japanese speed skater
  11. Maria, WWE superstar
  12. Dennis Moran, American computer hacker
  13. Nana Ozaki, Japanese gravure idol
  14. Elena Paparizou, Greek-Swedish singer
  15. Anna Paquin, Canadian actress
  16. Missy Peregrym, Canadian actress
  17. Tiffany Pollard, reality television star
  18. Andy Roddick, American tennis player
  19. Seth Rogen, actor/writer
  20. Vadims Vasiļevskis, Latvian javelin thrower
  21. Kat Von D, Mexican-American tattoo artist
  22. Lil Wayne, American rapper
  23. Kimberly Wyatt, singer (The Pussycat Dolls)
  24. and many more

Wow, Seth Rogen’s my age? I can’t believe it, I love his movies! That’s funny, because I really feel that we would get along well. Like, we’d hang together well or something. I think he’d like me, you know? I’m sure alot of guys are like, “I’d like to hang out with that guy,” but I think he’d like to hang out with me, that’s the cool thing. You know what I mean?

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